NOT HELPFUL (Really bad ideas):
1. Don’t flog yourself
2. Don’t slog in self-pity
3. Don’t eat like a hog
4. Don’t drink too much eggnog
5. Don’t squish a frog
6. Don’t kick your dog
7. Don’t kick someone else’s dog or you might start Gog and Magog
MAYBE HELPFUL:
1. Blogging
2. Clogging (if you like that sort of thing)
3. Travelling to Prague (if you like to travel)
PROBABLY HELPFUL:
1. Pet your dog until it wogs its tail (sorry about that)
2. Jog to unclog your grog but not in the fog or the smog or through a pete bog so that you don’t trip over a log and bruise your nog
VERY HELPFUL:
1. “Dialog” with God and He will remove your eye-log and clear the fog so that you can become the primary cog in changing your circumstances
